1. Someone to talk to always! Talking is nice for me. There are just those experiences that are a little too personal for just anybody and your partner is the perfect person to just help you let out some steam and feel better.Versus You can talk to your friends and have more time to actually bond with friends and get closer.
2. You have a date to all those awkward functions that require a plus one and couple activities. Things like weddings, company functions, graduations are a no-brainer. You already know who you are taking. Versus You can attend all those parties that are really only for single people and they are the most fun!! You can dance and drink as much as you like and you don’t owe anybody any explanations for anything. Kiss the Dj and enroll for Big Brother while you are at it. Who cares??
3. Couple photos and double dates!! These are things we all know turn all the single people a little green with envy. It is the good book that says that it is not good for man to be alone. So when man is no longer alone, he must take a selfie with his beloved! Say cheese! Versus Who needs couple photos when you can take group selfies, groundies, pubies and everything in between? You can receive dick and pussy prints without having to delete them! It is a good life.
4. You have a sexy hot roommate, somebody to share your bed and warmth on those cold and lonely days. Somebody to feel up that side of the bed and just be there whenever you need them. Versus If Usher or Rihanna just happened to be in your bedroom. You don’t have to kick somebody out of the bed or feel guilty for nothing.
5. Sex without the hunt, without the pressure without the awkward “what are we now” when all you want to do is smash and run. This is stay in bed naked long after sex, assured we know what’s going on sex. No insecurities, no drama, no phone ringing with ‘Babe’ on the screen. Versus Variety is the spice of life. You can do whoever wherever. And if you aren’t having sex you can take time to be celibate and just assess who you are as an individual and improve yourself. When you do have sex you don’t have to call after, walk anyone to their door, or make a sandwich, you just dispatch and move on with your glorious life.
6. Building a life with someone. You have an accountability partner to help you save, make and achieve your goals. You have someone to plan ahead with and somebody to put as a part of your life. Chalo chiwama na wako. Versus Self-improvement is necessary and you cannot be part of a partnership unless you are a complete whole yourself. Some people tend to go further and faster when they have nobody else to worry about of think about.
7. Financial back up for those rainy days when you break your specs and replacing them is something off budget. Gifts. Dual incomes and dual minds working together and helping you afford stuff you normally wouldn’t. Yaay! Versus It is okay to accept ‘gifts’ from various suitors and the sum is a lot. But most times it is just you and your own income. You eat from the sweat of your brow, regardless of what you sweat doing.
8. Companionship Versus Freedom
2. You have a date to all those awkward functions that require a plus one and couple activities. Things like weddings, company functions, graduations are a no-brainer. You already know who you are taking. Versus You can attend all those parties that are really only for single people and they are the most fun!! You can dance and drink as much as you like and you don’t owe anybody any explanations for anything. Kiss the Dj and enroll for Big Brother while you are at it. Who cares??
3. Couple photos and double dates!! These are things we all know turn all the single people a little green with envy. It is the good book that says that it is not good for man to be alone. So when man is no longer alone, he must take a selfie with his beloved! Say cheese! Versus Who needs couple photos when you can take group selfies, groundies, pubies and everything in between? You can receive dick and pussy prints without having to delete them! It is a good life.
4. You have a sexy hot roommate, somebody to share your bed and warmth on those cold and lonely days. Somebody to feel up that side of the bed and just be there whenever you need them. Versus If Usher or Rihanna just happened to be in your bedroom. You don’t have to kick somebody out of the bed or feel guilty for nothing.
5. Sex without the hunt, without the pressure without the awkward “what are we now” when all you want to do is smash and run. This is stay in bed naked long after sex, assured we know what’s going on sex. No insecurities, no drama, no phone ringing with ‘Babe’ on the screen. Versus Variety is the spice of life. You can do whoever wherever. And if you aren’t having sex you can take time to be celibate and just assess who you are as an individual and improve yourself. When you do have sex you don’t have to call after, walk anyone to their door, or make a sandwich, you just dispatch and move on with your glorious life.
6. Building a life with someone. You have an accountability partner to help you save, make and achieve your goals. You have someone to plan ahead with and somebody to put as a part of your life. Chalo chiwama na wako. Versus Self-improvement is necessary and you cannot be part of a partnership unless you are a complete whole yourself. Some people tend to go further and faster when they have nobody else to worry about of think about.
7. Financial back up for those rainy days when you break your specs and replacing them is something off budget. Gifts. Dual incomes and dual minds working together and helping you afford stuff you normally wouldn’t. Yaay! Versus It is okay to accept ‘gifts’ from various suitors and the sum is a lot. But most times it is just you and your own income. You eat from the sweat of your brow, regardless of what you sweat doing.
8. Companionship Versus Freedom
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